Define Your Thoughts

Thursday, August 20, 2009

THE most

Have you ever met a person, whom, after talking to them and befriending them, you walk away thinking, "omg, he/she is so cool". Like, you don't even have to know them that well, or talk to them that much, but you still think they're awesome. It's just something about them, about their personality that screams to you, "amazing!"

And because they're just so wonderful, you can't wait to see them and you find yourself wishing that you''ll get to talk to them again, because they don't blow your mind away, they full out blast it. They just reek that special awesomeness.

Have you ever met a person like that?

Labels: APPLESAUCE, awesomeness

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Oh, gross

Another song, another pretty tune, and more stupid, degrading lyrics.
I just have one question: why?

I just heard a song called Rockin That Thang by some dude, The Dream.
Let me honour you and show you some of the lyrics:

Girl I'm in love with you baby.
And I want you to know.
That I'm hooked on your body.
And I'm trying to be yours.

We beat it up like gorillas

We out the door, we in the car.
She under my shirt, I'm under her bra.
She said take it if you want it.
Then we made love 'til the first light of morning.
So we did it, done it, get it, got it.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Baby, she said do it to my body don't move.
Baby, ooh. Baby

Hear my words for their worth.
Ain't just tryna get in your clothes.
Okay, I'm lying. Damn you fine.

... When I first heard it, I thought it was pretty awesome. A good r&b song. But when I actually listened to the lyrics, I pulled a wtf face. What a waste of a good tune.

Labels: APPLESAUCE

Its 3am I must be lonely

5:45am

Kay, I lied. It's not 3am.
It's closer to 5:19, I'm feeling alone.
But you get the point. Hopefully.

4:30. Sister's alarm clock rings
4:45. Sister gets brushes her teeth and all that morning routine jazz
5:00. Sister wakes parents up
5:30. Everyone is downstairs, waiting for take-off
5:40. Sister takes off. Purse clenched, carry-on luggage in hand, on her way to China for 10 months.
5:45. A very sad Steffie Chan

Listening to Gabe playing The Circle of Life.
He's a miracle worker. <3

Labels: APPLESAUCE, sad face

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Yaaa, English!

GUESS WHAT?!

I'm procrastinating and NOT doing calc homework. What's new? *smirk*

Oh english, you are such a funny language. If i were an illegal chinese immigrant, i would shoot myself trying to learn the english. All these stupid rules you have to go through.

Like all the different forms of plural: goose and geese, cat and cats, mouse and mice, and applesauce... is just applesauce. Is all that really necessary? Can't we just add an 's' after everything? Gooses, mouses, cows,
applesauce... s. That would make life a WHOLE LOT EASIER.

And what is the deal with "My friend and I"?? What is wrong with ME AND MY FRIEND?! I want to come first in the damn sentence, so I will talk about ME FIRST, thank you very much.

Or words that can mean two or more completely different things. Take the word "Bear":

"Look at that brown bear in the forest!"
"Bear in mind that you need to get an 85 on your next test"
"Bear to the right to avoid that kid"

Seriously? If i really was an illegal chinese immigrant, if someone said to me, "Bear in mind that you need to get 85% on your test," I would be thinking, "What. the. fuck." (In chinese, of course). Then I'd go out into the woods, hunt down a bear (cause, I'd be a total ninja like that), and slam that motherfing bear on my test paper.

Also, what is it with english slang?
I remember sitting in bio class last semester and some dude walks by in the hallway outside shouting, "Hey, guess what?! Blahblahblahblah!" And the dude he was talking to goes, "SAY WORD!!" and the first guy replies, "WORD!"
I laughed out loud.
And the term, "what's up?" I know everyone uses it, even I do. But when you stop to think about it, it's such a funny way to ask someone what's going on in their life.
Chinese immigrant is asked by an english man, "what's up", immigrant looks up at the sky and wonders if the english man is an idiot... or blind. I can totally see that. That'd actually be cute. =)

Anyway, let's just say that english is an unnessecarily complicated language and that illegal chinese immigrants will never be able to cope with it.

"Bee's knees" has to be the funniest slang i've ever heard. It's even better than "struggle buggy".

Labels: APPLESAUCE, chinese, Illegal, immigrant