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Friday, August 28, 2009

Ahhhh... fudgeicalsticks

I broke another mirror.
So what's that now? Another 7 years of bad luck onto my existing 5? Grrreaaaat.
I really wonder, did I break that second mirror cause it was part of the bad luck provided from the first mirror? So if that's the case, I'll probably break a mirror every couple of years, thus my bad luck will never end. Ahhh fishsticksonfrenchtoast.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Oh Asians

Yes, all asians do look the same.

I'm allowed to say that cause I'm asian.
More importantly, I'm allowed to say that cause it's TRUE!

Seriously, take a look.

They look like they could be the SAME PERSON!

Well... that's cause they are.
Ahahaha! Got'cha

Okay, seriously now, I shit you not this time, look at it:

The second and third dudes from the right look like they could be twins.Okay, someone please tell me, are they twins?

Okay, the picture above actually isn't that bad, cause I can actually see diferences. But I swear, my friend showed me a picture of this Korean singer that she thought was cute, then she showed me a picture of him with some other guys that made up the boy band he was part of, and I COULD NOT figure out which guy it was that she thought was cute. They just all looked way too similar.

Asian sameness isn't something new. It dates back over a century, as proven by a news article in 1885 in the New York Times, entitled, "The Similarity of Chinamen". During the time of this article, I assume, based on information from the article, that there was a statue imposed that restricted the immigration of the Chinese into America.

Anyway, the article reports on how 10 Chinamen gave some federal authorities a bit of trouble when they got off a boat and claimed to have already been living in America. However, the authorities couldn't figure out if the chinesemen were telling the truth or not, since the authorities couldn't differentiate between them and their past picture records.

The article goes on about how it is impossible to distinguish between Chinese men. Quoted from the article,

"No appraiser, even if he were selected for his proficiency in distnguishing Chinamen, could possibly tell ten newly smuggled Chinamen from ten Chinamen that had been imported when Chinamen were on the free list."

Then the article says that a Chinaman was taken to court by an American to be complained about. However, the American had to withdraw his complaint because "after positively identifying the offeding Chinaman, the Chinaman identified produced another Chinaman whom the complainant could not distinguish from him."

Honestly, the article is hilarious. funny, funny Americans. funny, funny asians who look the same. =)

Anyway, like said before,Asians all look the same... or at least very similar.

THE most

Have you ever met a person, whom, after talking to them and befriending them, you walk away thinking, "omg, he/she is so cool". Like, you don't even have to know them that well, or talk to them that much, but you still think they're awesome. It's just something about them, about their personality that screams to you, "amazing!"

And because they're just so wonderful, you can't wait to see them and you find yourself wishing that you''ll get to talk to them again, because they don't blow your mind away, they full out blast it. They just reek that special awesomeness.

Have you ever met a person like that?

Labels: APPLESAUCE, awesomeness

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen...

GABE "SEXY" BONDOC!
... And me. =)

My life is complete. WAITNO!
#7 - Jam with Gabe Bondoc
Once I cross that off, THEN my life will be complete.

Oh, gross

Another song, another pretty tune, and more stupid, degrading lyrics.
I just have one question: why?

I just heard a song called Rockin That Thang by some dude, The Dream.
Let me honour you and show you some of the lyrics:

Girl I'm in love with you baby.
And I want you to know.
That I'm hooked on your body.
And I'm trying to be yours.

We beat it up like gorillas

We out the door, we in the car.
She under my shirt, I'm under her bra.
She said take it if you want it.
Then we made love 'til the first light of morning.
So we did it, done it, get it, got it.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Baby, she said do it to my body don't move.
Baby, ooh. Baby

Hear my words for their worth.
Ain't just tryna get in your clothes.
Okay, I'm lying. Damn you fine.

... When I first heard it, I thought it was pretty awesome. A good r&b song. But when I actually listened to the lyrics, I pulled a wtf face. What a waste of a good tune.

Labels: APPLESAUCE

Its 3am I must be lonely

5:45am

Kay, I lied. It's not 3am.
It's closer to 5:19, I'm feeling alone.
But you get the point. Hopefully.

4:30. Sister's alarm clock rings
4:45. Sister gets brushes her teeth and all that morning routine jazz
5:00. Sister wakes parents up
5:30. Everyone is downstairs, waiting for take-off
5:40. Sister takes off. Purse clenched, carry-on luggage in hand, on her way to China for 10 months.
5:45. A very sad Steffie Chan

Listening to Gabe playing The Circle of Life.
He's a miracle worker. <3

Labels: APPLESAUCE, sad face

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Yaaa, English!

GUESS WHAT?!

I'm procrastinating and NOT doing calc homework. What's new? *smirk*

Oh english, you are such a funny language. If i were an illegal chinese immigrant, i would shoot myself trying to learn the english. All these stupid rules you have to go through.

Like all the different forms of plural: goose and geese, cat and cats, mouse and mice, and applesauce... is just applesauce. Is all that really necessary? Can't we just add an 's' after everything? Gooses, mouses, cows,
applesauce... s. That would make life a WHOLE LOT EASIER.

And what is the deal with "My friend and I"?? What is wrong with ME AND MY FRIEND?! I want to come first in the damn sentence, so I will talk about ME FIRST, thank you very much.

Or words that can mean two or more completely different things. Take the word "Bear":

"Look at that brown bear in the forest!"
"Bear in mind that you need to get an 85 on your next test"
"Bear to the right to avoid that kid"

Seriously? If i really was an illegal chinese immigrant, if someone said to me, "Bear in mind that you need to get 85% on your test," I would be thinking, "What. the. fuck." (In chinese, of course). Then I'd go out into the woods, hunt down a bear (cause, I'd be a total ninja like that), and slam that motherfing bear on my test paper.

Also, what is it with english slang?
I remember sitting in bio class last semester and some dude walks by in the hallway outside shouting, "Hey, guess what?! Blahblahblahblah!" And the dude he was talking to goes, "SAY WORD!!" and the first guy replies, "WORD!"
I laughed out loud.
And the term, "what's up?" I know everyone uses it, even I do. But when you stop to think about it, it's such a funny way to ask someone what's going on in their life.
Chinese immigrant is asked by an english man, "what's up", immigrant looks up at the sky and wonders if the english man is an idiot... or blind. I can totally see that. That'd actually be cute. =)

Anyway, let's just say that english is an unnessecarily complicated language and that illegal chinese immigrants will never be able to cope with it.

"Bee's knees" has to be the funniest slang i've ever heard. It's even better than "struggle buggy".

Labels: APPLESAUCE, chinese, Illegal, immigrant