There's this Asian guy that I literally see EVERYWHERE on campus. I see him all the time and I don't even know him. Now normally I'm not into Asian guys, but this guy is actually pretty cute.

I know he's in first year business like I am because I've seen him in my business lectures. In fact, I ended up sitting right beside him one time because it was the only seat left. That is actually how I found out his name. He was on Facebook during the lecture and, being like every other curious human, I looked over and saw his name.

So I was at a club in Waterloo the other day and lo and behold, I see him there. I really feel like either he's stalking me or I'm subconsciously following him. So I decide that I'm finally going to talk to him and hopefully make a new friend (after all, I see him enough for him to be my friend), and I'm just about to approach him when a random guy materializes out of nowhere and puts his arm around me. "Hey, what's your name?" By the time I'm able to shake the guy off, my asian target had disappeared.
DAMMIT! COCK VAGINA BLOCKED BY SOME RANDOM DUDE!
I was not, and still am not, pleased.