I have the fruitiest/lamest/most idiotic best friends of life.

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Erica goes downstairs to get the Wii.

5 minutes later...

Erica: *Heard from within the depths of the basement* "STEFFIEEEE!!! WAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! STEFFIEEEE!"
Stefanie proceeds to the basement
Stef: "What's wrong?"
Spots Erica, lying down and curled up in fetal position on top of the mini trampoline.
"What the... What are you doing??"
"I'm confuseeddd! Waaaahhhaaahaaa! T___T" *rocks back and forth*
Steff: "About what?"
Erica: "The Wii! T_____T!"
Steff: "... -_______-'' Dude, you just pull out all the plugs."

3 minutes later upstairs...

Dorene: *sprawled out on couch and scratching thigh* "Steeeeffff!! Do you have something I can use to scratch myself with? IIITTCCCHHHYYYY!! WAAAHHHHAAAHHAAAAA! T___T Give me a spoon or a fork!"
Erica: Uaaawwwggghhh *crashes down on the next couch and looks like she died*

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I rest my case.